As you probably know, I have decided to offer my "Global Domination Studies" course, to the public.
The intensive life long course starts with five required readings-
The introduction is with Dale Carnegie's "How to Win Friends and Influence People". This book is part one of the two part foundation for this course. With out an ability to influence people (the section on winning friends is irrelevant to a Global ) one can not even fathom having the skills to rule , or better yet, dominate.
Part two of the two part first section of the five readings, is "The Pirate Primer" by George . With out mastery of the official language of swashbucklers and rouges, you will never have the verbal capacity to make your intentions known and your needs demanded. Did you know there are 44 different meanings for the word, ""? If you don't know that... you don't know anything.
Book 3 is an informative work by Dr. Wayne W. Dyer, "Your Erroneous Zones". In this section particular attention is payed to chapter five called, "The Useless Emotions - Guilt and Worry".
The fourth reading is arguably one of the more controversial in this course. "The Alphabet of Manliness" by Maddox is often a parting point for some of the females in the course. The lessons learned in this reading are instrumental to proceed to the final section. If one is truly unable to grasp the concepts of Ass Kicking, Lumberjacks, and Obedience, then Global Domination will never be within grasp.
The final text is the most essential component of the course, but is useless with out the aforementioned foundations. "How to Rule the World; A Handbook for the Aspiring Dictator" written by Andre De Guillaume, 140 pages of insightful gold. This book will help you determine if ruling the world is right for you, the best and easiest courses to reach the top, and how to stay there.
This course will be offered in the future and will last forever.
Enrollment will be available, eventually.
Nominal fees may apply.