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Homemade Arm Weights

(Other working title was, Stinky Wannabe Goku)
I walked through the little kitchen area at work and did a full blown double take when I saw this dude just sitting there at a table. It wasn't the fact that he was sitting there that induced the 'taking of double' but it was the fact that homeboy was rocking two, GIANT, ace bandages wrapped around both his wrists. We are talking 12+ inches thick! Inquisitive as I am I asked the dude what happened to his wrists, assuming he had some crazy halo contraption hidden under the bandages following some horrific unicycle accident. To my utter delight he informed me he was wearing homemade arm weights. My first reaction: AWESOME!!! I have spent many hours dreaming what my life would have been like if I wore weighted clothing all the time and this was as freaking close as I had ever come! I run up to the dude to start questioning him, but abruptly stop short about 4 feet out. Have you ever smelt something so pungent you can tell exactly…

Discontinued?!?!?!

Damn. It's too bad these $1000 headphones are out of stock, I was totally gonna buy them. In the meantime someone buy me this belt buckle (hint hint wife).

DID I MENTION I LIKE TO DANCE- Flynt Flossy

drinking beer in metric

Do we have liter cola? I don't want a large farva I want a liter a heffe!

MISSING

Have you seen this wallet? It's current whereabouts are unknown, but it was last seen sometime before it was noticed to be missing.

Wrong Number... Asshole

So I accidentally dialed a wrong number today. It happens from time to time and it's annoying to a slight degree for the person who gets the mis-dialed call, I get that. Anyway, the phone rang and an unfamiliar voice picked up . I looked at my screen and saw my mistake. I said into the phone, "Oops, I've dialed the wrong number, I'm sorry." and hung up the phone. I then called the person I was actually trying to reach. While I was on that call another call came in, I ignored it. Afterwards I checked the voice mail from the missed call and was delighted to find this:



Well naturally I had to call him back and see what this was all about. I rang, he answered:

Salad of the week!

Would you look at this salad!?!? Yep, that was my lunch today and officially this week's, "Salad of the Week"!!!