True Story: Puppy Fart

pug butt
Back when Wednesday (the best pug) was a puppy, she used to sit on my chest a lot. I'd be lying on my back watching TV or playing video games and she'd be lying on my chest, always facing the same way as I was so she could watch the TV (FYI - she loves Lady and the Tramp). Anyway, there was this one time where suddenly she stood up and farted... and sprayed a fine mist onto my face.

It was gross

...and that's a true story.