New Voicemail

I wanted to share some of the voicemail I have been receiving from the "Call Me" button. There appears to be a theme...
Here is the phone number to the voice mail (520) 366-8695. Feel free to leave me some better messages. Save it in your phone, call it with profound questions, give it out to some random peeps at a bar, leave it for bill collectors, enter it in raffles, what ever you like!