Foiled

Transcrcipt of a chat I had earlier. Only the names have been changed to protect the snarky (also profanity was edited).
5:01 PM me: get off early today?
 other guy: yeah.
 me: bought into latitude eh...
 other guy: or maybe i just set my address to home....
 me: lol
 other guy: you'll never know
  could be at a strip club
5:02 PM me: did i leave my coffee mug on the table there?
 other guy: the beautiful red head just sat on something, but it doesn't look like a coffee cup
5:03 PM me: HAHAHA.....damnit, thought for sure that would work...