Messages from Mom

The last time we went camping we once again asked my mom to hold down the fort at our house. Unfortunately at the time I was unable to leave her any house sitting instructions (see Tenkely Manor, for the Yeti,  and Instructiones Numero Tres), so some things may have been unclear. In my defense, she has done this half a dozen times so you would think she would have it on lock by now. Yes I forgot to buy food for my iguana, but the rest seemed good. Then I received the following text messages:

Mom: how do make your shower a shower 6:47 AM
Mom: how do u turn the shower on 8:21 AM
Mom: HOW DO I TURN ON THE SHOWER ON 2:22 PM

The text messages were followed by this voice mail: