A Mother’s Plea
(Sung to the Cheers theme song)
Workin’ all day in your own backyard takes everything you’ve got
Takin’ a break from all them labors sure would help a lot
Wouldn’t you like to get away?
Sometimes you gots to go
To Mom who used to wash your clothes
and wiped the boogers from your nose
You wanna be where you can help
take the lights off the trees
You wanna come out and Mom
Will make you cheese **
You wanna come to help your dear ol’ Mom
Who used to wipe your butt
You gotta come out or I’ll
Kick you in your nuts
Doobie doobie doob doob dooooob
** (and macaroni)
Thought up, researched & typed by: Your Pop
05Jan2008
Patent Pending
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