20 Things That Make Ninjas Cry-
- Salt thrown into an open cut on the surface of their eye
- Oprah
- Nut Shots
- Paper cuts on that little bit of skin between their fingers
- A possible Microsoft purchase of Yahoo
- Skinned knees
- The delay of new episodes of Heroes
- Nut Shots
- too much wasabi
- not enough wasabi
- Dr Phil
- The "Evanator"
- colonoscopies
- puppies
- the scene in 'My Girl' where Macaulay Culkin dies
- dropping a tequila bottle on their big toe
- those 'deep' pimples
- getting bit by a gerbil
- a boot to the head
- pricking a finger on a chinese star
Or at least thats what I have heard...
Hitting the wine a bit too hard again, eh?
ReplyDeleteThomas, we all know ninjas don't cry.
ReplyDeleteFacts:
Ninjas are mammals.
Ninjas fight ALL the time.
The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
You are such a dirty little pirate.