20 Things That Make Ninjas Cry-

1. Salt thrown into an open cut on the surface of their eye
2. Oprah
3. Nut Shots
4. Paper cuts on that little bit of skin between their fingers
5. A possible Microsoft purchase of Yahoo
6. Skinned knees
7. The delay of new episodes of Heroes
8. Nut Shots
9. too much wasabi
10. not enough wasabi
11. Dr Phil
12. The "Evanator"
13. colonoscopies
14. puppies
15. the scene in 'My Girl' where Macaulay Culkin dies
16. dropping a tequila bottle on their big toe
17. those 'deep' pimples
18. getting bit by a gerbil
19. a boot to the head
20. pricking a finger on a chinese star

Or at least thats what I have heard...