's more to it then tippi ng a glass and actin g fooli sh.
1. If you owe someo ne money , alway s pay them back in a bar. Prefe rably durin g happy hour.
2. Alway s toast befor e doing a shot.
3. Whoev er buys the shot gets the first chanc e to offer a toast .
4. Chang e your toast at least once a month .
5. Buyin g someo ne a drink is five times bette r than a hands hake.
6. Buyin g a stran ge woman a drink is not reall y cool. Buyin g all her drink s is dumb.
7. Never borro w more than one cigar ette from the same perso n in one night .
8. When the barte nder is slamm ed, resis t the power ful urge to order a sligh tly- dirty , very- dry, in- and- out, super - chill ed half- and- half marti ni with a lemon twist . Limit order s to beer, strai ght shots and two- part cockt ails.
9. Get the barte nder' s atten tion with eye conta ct and a smile .
10. Do not make eye conta ct with the barte nder if you do not want a drink .
11. Unacc eptab le thing s to say after doing a shot: Great , now I'm going to get drunk . I hate shots . It's comin g back up.
12. Never , ever tell a barte nder he made your drink too stron g.
13. If he makes it too weak, order a doubl e next time. He' ll get the messa ge.
14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refus es, she does not like you.
15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accep ts, she still might not like you.
16. If she buys you a drink , she likes you.
17. If someo ne offer s to buy you a drink , do not upgra de your liquo r prefe rence .
18. Alway s have a corks crew in your house .
19. If you don' t have a corks crew, push the cork down into the bottl e with a pen.
20. Drink one girly drink in publi c and you will forev er be known as the guy who drink s girly drink s.
21. Our paren ts were bette r drink ers than we are.
22. Never talk to someo ne in the restr oom unles s you' re doing the same thing —urin ating , waiti ng in line or washi ng your hands .
23. Girls hang out, apply make- up, and have long talks in the bathr oom. Men do not.
24. After your sixth drink , do not look at yours elf in the mirro r. It will shake your confi dence .
25. It is only permi ssibl e to shout ' woo- hoo! ' if you are doing a shot with four or more peopl e.
26. If there is a d. j., you can reque st a song only once per night . If he doesn 't play it withi n half an hour, do not appro ach him again . If he does play it, do not appro ach him again .
27. Learn how to make a rose out of a bar napki n. You' ll be surpr ised how well it works .
28. If you can' t affor d to tip, you can' t affor d to drink in a bar. . . . .!!! Go to the liquo r store .....
29. If you owe someo ne twent y dolla rs or less, you may pay them back in beer.
30. Never compl ain about the quali ty or brand of a free drink .
31. If you have been roomm ates with someo ne more than six month s, you may drink all their beer, even if it's hidde n, as long as you leave them one.
32. You can have a shot of their hard liquo r only if the cap has been crack ed and the bottl e goes for less than $25.
33. The only thing that taste s bette r than free liquo r is stole n liquo r.
34. If you bring Old Milwa ukee to a party , you must drink at least two cans befor e you start drink ing the impor ted beer in the fridg e.
35. Learn to appre ciate hango