Official Certified Wife Trainer

Most women I know talk about how they "train" their men. I am not sure why women feel the need to attempt to train men, but never the less they do. I however have spent the last 8 years slowly training my wife. I started the training when we first met and have been slowly working her through various routines to achieve our my goals. I am pleased to announce that my program is successful and now in addition to loving wife, the Mrs can now act independently as my personal assistant!!! The milestone came just the other day when she scheduled an eye exam for me (I am very impressed with how thorough she is). Listen to the voice mail below. Rejoice men everywhere, we can do it!