Little Boy steals the show at Santa Monica!

Little shit.

The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody

In case you are one of like 4 people who have not seen this video yet. Greatest Muppet video ever, if you don't count the Fraggle Rock theme song video. Enjoy it in visually stunning 1080p HD (insert ohhhhs and ahhhhhhs).

Business Card Bar Prank

Last Friday we posted, Smooth (Future) Dr. Rob, where I showed off some homemade business cards I would be distributing at the bar for Rob's 29th birthday.
Things. Went. Flawlessly.

Smooth (Future) Dr. Rob

I am getting ready to head out to the bar for my Brother in Law's birthday. He is getting old and quite frankly I have not seen him with a respectable lady for some time now. I figured it was in his best interest if I helped him out. I will be distributing these business cards I whipped up to select ladies throughout the evening.

(His mobile number has been censored for web use, it will be distributed in the bar however.)

What happened next? See Business Card Bar Prank

The More You Complain...

My wife is going to live forever...

51 Best Kid Fails: Barely Compilation #2

More proof that todays kids are weak... we should have kept the small parts in the toys at McDonald's.

Garage Renovations

Over the past few weeks I under took what was originally supposed to be a quick 3 day project to epoxy my garage floor. I have already epoxied two rooms in my house and my in-law's garage so it is not like I didn't know what I was doing. My garage had other plans however...

More Fighting Soccer Girls

Awwww yeah!

...and the Google Talk chat that followed the viewing of this video:

Eric: nice fucking overhand right

me: AWESOME!!! It is about time we got some soccer hooligans in this country!

Eric: and its all girls

me: love it

Eric: I figured it would have been softball first

me: Or women's billiards

You can read the whole story here:

Girls Soccer Is Now The Ultimate Combat Sport

Why you should watch womens soccer

Next on her list... Gina Carano

Your Pets are Not Safe... from H1N1

Turns out no one is safe from the H1N1... not even your pets. Important people in Iowa confirmed that a cat has H1N1. Muffins (not it's real name), is a 13 year old indoor only cat and is said to be recovering. Pigs, birds, and ferrets (didn't make it) have also had confirmed reports of H1N1. 
I guess the lesson here is that if you really love your pets, stop mouth kissing them while you are sick.


For real information check out here:
http://www.examiner.com/x-18331-Natural-Health-Examiner~y2009m11d4-Health-officials-confirm-Iowa-cat-has-H1N1-swine-flu-first-case-in-dogs-or-cats

New Social Features - Google Friend Connect

Today Google released some new features to the Google Friend Connect system I use here (and you probably use on your blog). Most notably, you can now send private messages to users you come across on the site. So if you want to ask JDub who tattooed his areolas, you can just click on his face and then click 'Send Message'. He gets the message and can reply to you if he wants.
In addition to the private messages, Friend Connect also added "Interests" and "Newsletters".
Interests can be filled out by you, so you can see what you have in common with other users of the site. For example; Eric has man crush on Dana White and notices that Whitey lists MMA in his interests. Eric could then send Whitey a message asking him about which UFC fighter has the best calves. Right now I only have location and gender enabled, but please leave your suggestions in the comments.
The Newsletter feature is just that, a newsletter. It is opt in only (I think) and lets me or another site administrator send out a newsletter to all the people who subscribe to it. I put the newsletter subscription gadget down at the bottom of the page... although I have not determined what if any content I would put into a newsletter for this site. If I do make one, I will assure you that it will make your children cry (in a good way).
All the new this stuff is easily accessed by clicking on your settings after you login to Dolphin Free.

Check it out and let me know what you think by leaving a comment below. If you want to learn more about these new GFC features check out the official post on the Social Web Blog.

Christopher Walken Poker Face Halloween

Best. Version. Ever.