His and Hers Living Rooms

Let's just face it, not everyone can agree on everything all the time. 

Some people can consistently operate multiple remotes adjusting audio and video input settings based on the configuration of the input peripherals with the display and audio output devices... and some people need a one button controls all setup. Some people like to watch Pirates of the Caribbean in 1080p with the 5.1 Dolby digital blasting and bass rattling the doors and windows... and some people like to watch The Proposal in 4:3 with the receiver set to 2 channel stereo. Some people like to watch great shows like Spartacus, Futurama, and The Venture Bros. and some people like to watch shows about greasy cake decorators, surgically altered single moms who exploit their children for a shot at pseudo stardom, and the tragic misadventures of cognitively impaired former playmates (two birds... BOOM).

Whatever the differences may be I do believe I may have found the perfect solution: His and Hers Living Rooms. While it works fantastically once in place, it is not an easy arrangement to make. There are 3 steps required; the initial ground work to initiate desire for the transition, the subtle construction/arrangement of a second living room, and lastly by the relocation of your significant other to her new quarters. I will walk you through each of them after the jump.

Bruins Fan

Genius.

Why I'm Pissed Right Now

Fridays are supposed to be awesome. Fridays are supposed to be relaxing and the day before you start a great weekend. Not this one. No, this Friday has pissed me off, here's how.

See this boot?

I have to wear this thing for 4 weeks. It is a pain in the ass, and since it is on my right foot, I have to take it off in order to drive (safely). That means I put it on in my truck, once I get where I am going.

See these rotten pugs?

Well they apparently pissed on my boot. I, however, was unaware that this had happened, until I got to work and put the boot on the bench of my truck and began to put it on. At this time I noticed that the bench now had some kind of wet mark on it. The smell was immediately identifiable as urine.

So now, both my truck and my boot smell like piss.

Happy Friday.

Pugrates of the Caribbean

Yo ho, yo ho, a pugrate’s life for me.
We snort n slobber, we hollar and hoot.
Snort up me puggies, yo ho.
We bark and we cry and cost you lots ‘o loot.
Snort up me puggies, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pugrate’s life for me. 

We're filthy and rotten, we scratch up your legs.
Snort up me puggies, yo ho.
We're fawn colored demons, we're really bad eggs.
Snort up me puggies, yo ho. 

Yo ho, yo ho, a pugrate’s life for me. 

We fight one another, we’ll jump on yer sack.
Snort up me puggies, yo ho.
We pee on the couches and don’t give a damn.
Snort up me puggies, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pugrate’s life for me.

Nexus One is Gone from Google

Hopefully it becomes available from T-Mobile stores for those of you who failed to get one when you had the chance. This phone is win.

By the way FroYo (2.2) is awesome.