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I'm Just Not a Fan of Pot Roast

I am just not a fan of pot roast. This dates back as far as I can remember and has no particular cause, I'm just not a fan. Unfortunately my stance on this 'center of plate' item is misinterpreted as defiant to many pro pot roast enthusiasts. These zealots frustratingly fail again and again in their attempts to persuade me otherwise. One such attempt was particularly diabolical, and to this day threatens the very core of trust in my marriage.
Back when I was "actively" attending school in Flagstaff, my future wife prepared a meal for a few of us. Everyone was raving, but my face apparently did not share the same amount of pleasure as the others, so I was questioned about it. "I'm just not a fan of pot roast." I replied. Sounds simple right? Wrong. Turns out my answer was grossly inadequate and required an intensive in depth analysis of the underlying cause. Unfortunately, there weren't any traumatic events causing my 'fence sitting'. and…

Man Whore... er Pug Whore

Gotta be honest, I have no idea why this dog does this. He just rolls over on his back and says, "take it in ladies". What a creep.