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Fwd: foursquare :: You've just been ousted as the mayor of Oregano's Pizza Bistro!

Damn it, damn it, damn it!

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From: "foursquare" <noreply@foursquare.com>
Date: Apr 24, 2010 6:28 PM
Subject: foursquare :: You&apos;ve just been ousted as the mayor of Oregano&apos;s Pizza Bistro!

Hey there -

Sorry for the bad news, but Traci T. has just replaced you as mayor of Oregano's Pizza Bistro!

http://foursquare.com/venue/573868

Don't take it too hard - a few more checkins and you could be back on top...

- foursquare

Walking the Pugs

Sometimes they cooperate... sometimes...

Another book about me...

It has happened again. Someone has published another unauthorized biography of myself. This one being titled, The Book of Awesome. You would think I would start seeing some money or something for all of these books.... Thanks for buying me a copy wifey, I will look into those royalty checks.

The Sentinel

Not really sure what he is looking at, but whatever it is... he's got it covered.

How about some stats?

Occasionally I check some stats on this blog. I look at the number of  visitors, referrals, etc. and I also check search results. I get a kick out of seeing what searches return this site and where on the results page they are ranked. I was delighted to find this one particular search sting giving a good high rank on the results page. Go ahead and search "punch a dolphin in the face"... BOOM! Dolphin Free is the third or fourth result returned, heh. For the record, I am not advocating that you should punch a dolphin in the face, however it's been proven that if you're being attacked by a shark a punch in the face will probably save your life, and since sharks and dolphins have a similar shape... I guess you could go either way on that.

Saving lives a day at a time...

The Internet and I are Fighting

First things first, notice there are no pictures in this post.


The internet and I have long had a healthy and mutually beneficial relationship. I provide the internet with all the world's knowledge and it provides me with a place to store pictures. Recently however, the internet has started acting like a little punk and is about to be put into and anaconda choke if it doesn't start acting right.


(imagine a picture of me choking the internet here... I'm wearing a red all leather NASCAR racing suit with Filbertos sponsorship while I'm doing it. )


This started with my purchased online storage from Google, set up to automatically renew last month, it did not.