Wow. When I say this is a business card, I mean business. But who's business? From the look of that giant, phallic fountain in the back, maybe Dan is getting ready to give you the business!
Is this a real estate card or a cover for his other, less mentioned side job as a male prostitute?
(Hows it hanging man? A little to the left, my left not yours.)
For those who are unfamiliar with the chubby cheeked gentleman adjacent to the huge geyser, I will direct you to the video below for a short clip from the recent 90's party.
HAH! Love it! (Looks like he attracts some male callers as well.)
That dance must be how he keeps his ladies coming back for more. But who was the camera man that couldn't divert away from D's southern hemisphere? Good question. If I find out, I will be sure to have that individual contact Dan so he can thank him for getting all dolled up and all he brings to the party!
Wurd up Dantalope, you need a bigger dress.
So I just now noticed that I made a post on April Fools and there was no joke involved. Honestly, I am just disappointed in myself, truly I am better than that and I apologize to the four of you who were let down. (link)
In other news, an unnamed individual, earned an unnameable number of bad ass points when he had a seizure on the operating table, bit his tongue, went into symmetrical tachycardia, and had to be shocked. That is not how he earned the BAPs though. I awarded him the BAPs for peeing on the foot of his nurse afterwards. That's telling them how you feel (BTW the anesthesiologist who missed his nerve and put nerve blocker into his blood stream... For sure sent him a bill for his "services" AND "Resuscitation" is a line item on it, $550. Tenkely.Net will fund-raise, buy an AED, drive around, save lives, and send out bills (sounds good huh?). Revenue will be used to purchase insurance. (no link)
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