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Not me

No, this is not a picture of me when I was a baby. I had lighter hair.

My Box in a Box

Just in case you are living under a rock and were not among the nearly 8 million people who saw this. May be inappropriate for younger viewers.

Public Service Announcement

If you were not frightened by the above picture you are not alone. Over 93% of Americans do not feel threatened by white guys who dress "all gangsta". As a matter of public fact, when white guys do dress "all gangsta" the following responses are most likely. 1. Laughter 2. Ass whooping 3. Multiple ass whoopings Studies show that the above individual is not and never will be "Nelly", despite all efforts. Additional reports indicate that the above mentioned responses are compounded when the individual doesn't match (red bandanna, maroon shirt stripes) or is Italian. This message brought in part by PETIAI (People for the Ethical Treatment of Italian American Immigrants)

Subaru XT

If you are anyone, then you know the insane amount of rockness a Subaru XT brings it's owner. Check out the sleek 'wedge' shaped design and baller 14" wheels with cross hatched hub caps! I consider this car the Anti-Mullet, as instead of an S.F.L.B. (short front long back) it rocks the L.F.S.B. (long front short back). Lets start with some specs: ManufacturerSubaruParent companyFuji Heavy IndustriesAlso calledSubaru Alcyone, Subaru VortexProduction1985–1991SuccessorSubaru Alcyone SVXClassSport compactBody style(s)2-door coupeEngine(s)1.8L 97 hpH41.8L 112 hp (85-86) 115 hp (87-91) H4 2.7L 145 hp H6Transmission(s)4-speed Automatic5-speed Manual OverdriveWheelbase97.00 in (2,464 mm)Length177.60 in (4,511 mm)Width66.50 in (1,689 mm)Height52.60 in (1,336 mm)Fuel capacity15.9 US gal (60.2 L/13.2 imp gal) (Source: Wikipedia) This ride is flat out GANGSTER. Designed after the New Mexican "Roswell" UFOs, anyone seen is this car can only be described as out of this w…

A word or two about denim.

By far the most under rated material, denim just flat out rocks. There are a multitude of ways denim can be enjoyed, most popularly in the form of jeans. However there is one ensemble that is often over looked, scoffed at, and disrespected. The Canadian Tuxedo.
The combination of denim pants paired with an equally awesome denim jacket screams, "all business". The 'CT' was invented back in 1658 by a very cold and lonely Canadian ice fisher. He had decided that his denim jeans would look even better if he had a jacket that matched. Using only what he had in his hut, he fashioned the worlds first Canadian Tuxedo out of fishing line and pike scales, with several fish lure buttons.
Upon returning to town in his new outfit, he was hailed as a hero among the Canadian people, and the Canadian Tuxedo went into mass production. Unfortunately, our hero died shortly after his achievement of an infection related a denim induced full body rash. .
According to legend, the Canadi…