I made my own lunch

I helped my wife out and made my own lunch for tomorrow.

Contents:
1 Monterey Jack string cheese
2 steak and cheese burritos
9 Reese's peanut butter cups
6 Thin Mints

See how capable I can be!

I hope she took notes, because this way better than snap peas and hummus. Heh.

Express yourself with the Blogger Template Designer

If you have not noticed, things are a bit shiny and new looking around here as of late. In case you were wondering how this blog got so SEXY all of the sudden I used Blogger's new Template Designer.  Here is an email I received from Blogger about their new Template Designer. 

BTW Blogger in Draft is win, and you should check it out.

We're excited to announce that the Blogger Template Designer is now available on Blogger in draft, Blogger's experimental playground. The Blogger Template Designer makes it easy to customize the look and feel of your blog without knowing any HTML or CSS. Here are a few of the new features available in the Blogger Template Designer: Beautiful new templates to start from Custom blog layouts with one, two and three columns Hundreds of background images Customizable colors, fonts, and more... What are you waiting for? Express yourself in style with the Blogger Template Designer. Learn more at www.blogger.com/templates. The Blogger Team 2010 Google Inc., 1600 Amphitheatre Pkwy, Mountain View CA 94043 Unsubscribe: We sent you this email because you have indicated that you are willing to receive Blogger feature announcements. If you do not wish to receive emails of this nature in the future, please visit your account's Notification Preferences Page (http://www.blogger.com/edit-notification.g - Google Accounts login required). Remove the check beside 'Feature announcements,' and click 'Save.'

My Shoulder = Awesome

This is an X-ray of my shoulder, just sitting there, inside my body, being all awesome. Seriously look at how awesome that thing is! It's like the bone is literally made of awesome. Holy crap... I am made of awesome. Damn... that's so awesome! It's not even moving or anything and it's that awesome. It's easily like ten times more awesome than your shoulder. Probably the most awesome shoulder you have ever seen... in the top 5 at least. Don't be sad that my shoulder out awesomes your shoulder with awesome. Just look at it. How can you be sad with all that awesome?!?

... and don't even get me started on those ribs...

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

I love the Onion.

Nexus One: The Conclusion

So in case you live in a hollowed out rock in someone's closet and have not heard... I FINALLY got my Nexus One. Sadly, the big G did not send me one for free but I did manage to sell off most of the items in my home to raise the funds to pay cash in full.... kinda. I may or may not have put the whole purchase on my brother in law's credit card, which some how made it in to my possession. I admit I was curious to see how long it would take for him to notice this rather large purchase and the line item "Google Nexus One" on his statement. It was much quicker than I had expected. Three days. Yep, three days is all it took, at which point I sadly was obligated to pay him the cash amount for the purchase.
You can be assured that I will be back in action on the blog now as my fundraising quest has ended... for now...

Lindsay needs a punch in the face

In case you haven't heard (and don't ask me where I heard because I do not remember), Lindsay Lohan is suing ETrade over their Super Bowl commercial. The commercial I'm talking about is the one where the stock trading baby has a laaaaady baby over who asks about a "milkaholic" baby named Lindsay. From what I remember reading, Lindsay says she is the baby since they have the same name and many celebrities are only known by one name. Seriously?!? Lindsay, I want to punch you in the face right now. I am going out on a limb here but I am pretty sure you are not the only one named Lindsay on Earth. Also, WTF is a milkholic anyway? Maybe it just means you have super strong bones. Google this shiz and see for yourself, Lindsay needs a punch in the face.. Here is the video in question

My Nexus One Saga Continues...

You may have noticed that lately there hasn't been much going on here at the Dolphin Free for the past few months. For that, you can blame Google. When they announced the Nexus one in January I have spent the majority of my time plotting to get my hands on one. I think at this point it is needless to say I still don't friggen have one, but I do continue to plot. About a week or two ago Mashable ran a contest on their Buzz account to give a way two of these phones.